Let Not Thy Beard Be Thy Downfall
Ladies and Gentlemen, beauties and beasts. I have some good news for you! In order for me to share the good news I must first tell you the bad. A beard can be a most magnificent thing but it can also be the downfall of a man.
What do I mean?
An unmaintained beard robs your face from shining like the sun on a clear summer day. An unmaintained beard forfeits future growth by a lack of preparation today. An unmaintained beard is rough and brittle like 20 grit sandpaper--it’s just unacceptable man. It really is. An unmaintained beard will cause you great despair and you’ll soon be tempted to shave it off. That dry flaky skin under your beard causes itchiness that will leave you scratching like a dog does his fur. Not cool. I don’t want you to resort to wearing a cone collar of shame. This would just be awful.
I care about your beard and want you to grow it with great pleasure. I want you to have great satisfaction with how your beard feels and looks.
Let Not Thy Beard Be Thy Downfall.
Here’s the good news! No, wait, it’s not good news, it’s GREAT news! You can keep your dignity and your beard. Without all the trouble that an unmaintained beard brings. Three tips right here that will prevent your beard from being your downfall.
Why these three tips? Because beard oil moisturizes your skin and beard so that you no longer suffer from dandruff of the beard or itchiness. Applying beard oil 2-3 times a day will soften any rough beard that feels like sandpaper. Yep, it does. Just ask my wife. And gently combing through your beard after applying beard oil helps keep your beard from becoming brittle. If your beard gets tangles and knots in it, your beard hairs will break off on you and leave you with a messy beard. Apply the oil, comb the beard, and grow your beard.
Here’s one more tip. If anyone tells you to shave your beard, you tell them to take a hike! The beard is here to stay.
Don’t let your beard be your downfall.
And remember better oil equals a better beard.
Well . . . I'm extremely UPSET at the moment BECAUSE everything I typed for the past 25 minutes about how to use beard oil is GONE. That's right, my blog system didn't auto save like it was supposed to and BYE-BYE went my typing. $#&!
So . . . it's late and I'm not going to spend another 25 minutes. There'll be another post coming soon about how to use beard oil to help perfect a beard in all its GLORY.
BEARD OIL is such a FABULOUS invention. I can't imagine life with out it.
How to use beard oil - Rule # 1: Apply generously often.
How to use beard oil - Rule # 2: Apply often generously.
How to use beard oil - Rule #3: Generously apply often.
Ha . . . I found what I was typing earlier. Here it is. Found it in the drafts folder:
That might be one of the most IMPORTANT questions a BEARDED man may ever ask.
BEARD OIL is such a FABULOUS invention I don't know what I'd do with out it. Would you? If you've never used beard oil you are in for a treat. If you have used it, you know exactly what I mean. AMAZING . . . I want to apply some beard oil just thinking about it. In fact, I will as soon as I finish typing this beard blog.
So . . . how to use beard oil . . . first, you have to get you some beard oil. There's a lot of good beard oils out there, but my PREFERENCE is to use my own hand-crafted beard oil. If you prefer to make your own, that's AWESOME too! You'll just need some carrier oils and some essential oils, and EXPERIMENT until you find something you like. Once you have some beard oil you'll want to apply enough to cover your beard. I typically use about a half of a dropper full (dropper from a 1oz bottle) and squirt it into my palm. Then rub my hands together and begin to work it through my beard and mustache. I usually start around my mouth and mustache working outwards and downwards. I'll then go from the bottom upwards covering every inch of my beard.
If I feel I need more beard oil, I'll just put more in my hands and apply GENEROUSLY. You really can't use too much. But if you do, you'll notice that your hands will be extra oily. If that's the case, just rub the excess on your arms until it's ABSORBED. Beard oil is an EXCELLENT moisturizer, better than all the body lotions out there in my opinion. BECAUSE beard oil isn't filled with a bunch of harsh chemicals that a lot of lotions contain. BEARD OIL is safe and you can use it everyday, as often as you'd like. It's going to do MIRACLES for your beard. It will SOFTEN it so much that your cat will want to knead it. Your beard will become so SMOOTH you might be mistaken for Vanilla Ice . . . (okay, shameless plug for my Vanilla Ice Pick Beard Oil- Haha). You'll also notice that when using beard oil your beard will STOP ITCHING. This was HUGE, one reason I started using beard oil in the first place.
The main thing with "how to use beard oil" is just use it. Grab some, work it in your beard. Be generous with it. And most of all ENJOY it!
P.S. I'll make a video soon about how I use beard oil.
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