Let Not Thy Beard Be Thy Downfall
Ladies and Gentlemen, beauties and beasts. I have some good news for you! In order for me to share the good news I must first tell you the bad. A beard can be a most magnificent thing but it can also be the downfall of a man.
What do I mean?
An unmaintained beard robs your face from shining like the sun on a clear summer day. An unmaintained beard forfeits future growth by a lack of preparation today. An unmaintained beard is rough and brittle like 20 grit sandpaper--it’s just unacceptable man. It really is. An unmaintained beard will cause you great despair and you’ll soon be tempted to shave it off. That dry flaky skin under your beard causes itchiness that will leave you scratching like a dog does his fur. Not cool. I don’t want you to resort to wearing a cone collar of shame. This would just be awful.
I care about your beard and want you to grow it with great pleasure. I want you to have great satisfaction with how your beard feels and looks.
Let Not Thy Beard Be Thy Downfall.
Here’s the good news! No, wait, it’s not good news, it’s GREAT news! You can keep your dignity and your beard. Without all the trouble that an unmaintained beard brings. Three tips right here that will prevent your beard from being your downfall.
Why these three tips? Because beard oil moisturizes your skin and beard so that you no longer suffer from dandruff of the beard or itchiness. Applying beard oil 2-3 times a day will soften any rough beard that feels like sandpaper. Yep, it does. Just ask my wife. And gently combing through your beard after applying beard oil helps keep your beard from becoming brittle. If your beard gets tangles and knots in it, your beard hairs will break off on you and leave you with a messy beard. Apply the oil, comb the beard, and grow your beard.
Here’s one more tip. If anyone tells you to shave your beard, you tell them to take a hike! The beard is here to stay.
Don’t let your beard be your downfall.
And remember better oil equals a better beard.
If you love your beard you’re going to freak out over what I’ve discovered.
I know the STRUGGLE all too well. Hair follicles, frolicking all around, out of control. It’s a MONSTROSITY, those wild hairs tyrannically ruling over your face. A grievous ordeal of struggle and suffering. I decided to do something about it! No longer was I going to sit in the dark and lament over bed-beard. I wanted victory. I wanted to "feel good about my beard." And so I did something about it. To my SURPRISE and disbelief at first, I could not believe it! It was REALLY working. Those little pieces of hair flying every which way and you just can’t calm them down, well . . .lo and behold . . . they were Now calming down. The craziness was fleeting and I was becoming a NEW MAN. I went forth to CONQUER and took my beard captive. Now, going to bed and waking up with bed-beard isn’t a looming APOCALYPSE, nor do I have to feel embarrassed about a smashed and bent out of shape beard.
I have to CONFESS . . . that I had no clue how powerful this beard oil was until I tried it. My beard is SUPER soft & smooth. My beard is no longer "like a porcupine!" OUCH! It used to be. My wife can attest, and since using this beard oil she is pleasantly PLEASED with the results. In fact, after the very first use I INSTANTLY saw and felt results, and it’s only gotten better since. It’s made my beard Softer . . . Smoother . . . and I no longer have an itchy beard. The beard oil is FANTASTIC. My beard looks and smells great too!
If you’re like everyone else, you will INSTANTLY experience the same results; a SOFTER beard . . . SMOOTHER beard . . . ITCH-FREE beard . . . and a beard that shines and smells AMAZING too!
And this is why I’m offering you a SPECIAL DEAL. That’s right, you can try our beard oil ABSOLUTELY RISK-FREE. Our policy is NO RISK, with a complete, no-questions-asked, 100% money-back guarantee of your satisfaction. If you are not happy, for any reason (or for NO reason at all), just send the empty bottle back and you’ll get a prompt, cheerful refund. And we'll still be friends. It’s that simple.
That's the only way I ever want to do business. It's the way I wish other companies treated ME. No risk. No nonsense.
Don't miss out. This will change your beard game literally overnight.
P.S. Here’s a few comments from people who have experienced our beard oil.
“I bought the Yukons Gold Beard Oil and the smell is excellent, definitely my personal favorite because I enjoy the scent of frankincense and other oils within.” ~ Wes
“Absolutely love the smell of the WOODSMAN beard oil.” ~ Trent
“I’ve just stocked up on a year supply of Yukons Beard Oil. My favorite so far is Old Hippie. I’m certainly glad to hear they ship internationally because as long as I will have a beard, I hope they’ll be there to provide the oil. Extremely helpful business and the oil is easy to get ahold of. Wonderful Stuff!!” ~ Buzz
“I was skeptical at first but man does it work. I used the Vanilla Ice Pick and the Woodsman. Great stuff. ~ Matthew
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